Ernest Wellman - Monster of the Month - December 2014
Creature by Ed Edmunds - December 2014
7 AM. Ernest wakes to the sound of his chirping bird alarm, gets up from his Posture-Pedic bed and does his morning stretches. Ernest takes fresh vegetables and makes a delicious and healthful green drink in his Vitamaster. Sitting down, he reads a few pages from “Live Long Enough to Live Forever”.
Finishing his drink, he smiles to himself…proud of his health related accomplishments. Ernest folds up his yoga mat, puts on his Earthing Shoes and goes outside to get some vitamin D and plow up his organic garden to get ready for Spring.
Humming as his machine churns up the ground he hears a rumble overhead. Oh No !! Ernest eyes a crop duster plane spewing a cloud of bug killing chemicals ! Freaking out, he runs for the house but trips and falls face first into the spinning blades of his eco friendly rototiller. Death comes unexpectedly… eat Twinkies.
The Ernest Wellman sculpture appeared on Making Monsters as the Electrocuted Man in Episode 4
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PLEASE NOTE: This mask does have a slit in the back of the mask. No other cuts on the mask.